cracked lips,
caked with revlon,
eyes layered with the blackest black mascara.
Who knew you were fifty.
hanging out of your teenage daughters skirt.
i love your playboy bunny tank top.
No, it's not disgusting at all.
Are those ugg boots in the middle of summer?
Huh, i didn't know they were a year round accessory.
What does your lower back tattoo say?
Juicy?
well, that's one way of looking at it.
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* I was watching a show about moms dressing too young for their age and that's how this came about.
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1 comment:
omg i love this hahahaha...so true...wait..didn't i see you wearing ugg boots last summer? hmmm...nah just joshin but this is great!
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